My KFC "Flat Tire" Commercial from April 2008

who-hooooo! lol

Happy Obama Day.

I want kids now. I don't mean right at this moment. But I am soooo looking forward to sitting down with my grand children and sharing this AWESOME story with them. I may not have been alive when people I didn't know fought and lost their lives so that I could be able to vote today. But words can not express how I feel being able to experience this historic moment firsthand. I truly believe America will "CHANGE" for the better.

Some one sent me the following text last night:

Rosa sat so Martin could walk.

Martin walked so Obama could run.

Obama ran so our children can FLY.







:)


Happy Obama Day

I am so happy!

edit- maybe i should write this blog when i am sober. take two tomorrow.

Ka - Ching!

I'm so excited! So the money I made from my first print ad (Star Beer Nigeria) has arrived! yay! Why am I excited, you ask? Because now, I have enough money for my hotel and flight to Cali! When! Glad that's out of the way! I am going to put it in my saving account and NOT touch it! I have a call back for another KFC commercial tomorrow (lol, i guess that liked the first one- hell, i need a demo reel of that commercial too) so hopefully, I will book the gig. All of my bookings from now until 2009 are going to go to saving up for that trip. I'm excited.... It's getting closer! Not to mention I'm still awaiting for payment for 2 other jobs (AutoNation and Ped-Egg). I do not have a game plan for when I get over there. Outside of eating Roscoe's of course. But I know I want to work with Will and Sita for sure. Add to that, I will be annoying the hell out of Nadirah and Eric and who knows what other havoc and mayhem I can cause in their town. I do want to hit a few agencies and have them "give it to me straight" so I can get my shit together and relocate. But there are other circumstances that that come into play as well. Should I make a demo reel of work complete thus far? And What about Las Vegas? I'll see how much a connecting flight will cost because I want to shoot with Ransom and party with 2 of my closest friends that live out there. Many this trip is getting costly. I better hurry up and get back to saving. One thing's for sure, this is gonna be one HELL of a trip. On the surface, it seems like business but when I look at this time concept, it sounds like a whole lotta partying to me! :D

Two for the price of one....

ZOMG!!!! TWO BLOG POST in one day? lol, hey, i gotta make it up to you guys.... got 2 minutes? Check out the Miami Caliente' interview with Deco Drive!

Who luvs ya, baby?

Something to make you giggle.....

Yeah, yeah, I've been avoiding my duties of manning this blog, but I come bearing gifts!!! Okay, well, just one. It's a funny, kinky, sexy Dr. Seuss Poem written by some of the hottest models I know... here goes.....



The Cat in the Hat Comes Over For a Nightcap

by Alisha King and Victoria Vertuga- Glam





"Nicole takes off her hot pink blouse.
Alisha nibbles, like a mouse.
They're swinging from the chandelier.
It's times like this that I wish I were queer." ....

Nicole and Alisha pounce and play
Jolly good fun, I must say
There's a knock on the door
Who dares to intrude
But Will Springfield, and a tube of lube!

"A tube of lube?", Alisha coo's,
She'd rather that he brought some booze.
You see, Nicole has got her going...
With lots of lubrication flowing.

If it is booze you desire, do not fear
For Melissa and her Jack Daniels are near
Ding Dong Ding Dong, the door bell rings
Melissa stands there in a hot pink g-string

The more the merrier, everyone knows
So now just like the lube, the booze flows
Alisha, Nicole, Melissa, Will
Oh my oh my! What a thrill!

Will ponders, "What am I to do?"...
He hasn't got the slightest clue.
What to do?! What to do, with that whole tube of Lube?!
"Aha!", Springy said, then he lubed up a boob.

1 bewb down, but 5 to go
The lube will be gone before you know
With so many bewbs, and so little lube
They made a call to you know who

Then reinforcements were on the way
For soon through the door would strut Ransom J
With tons of lube and booze galore
The evening had so much more in store.

There are boobs! There are legs! There are body parts flashing!
A wild festivity, thrusting and thrashing.
I hear moans, groans, and smacking, and noises galore!
I hear thudding, and bamming, and a KNOCK at the door!

Knock, knock, dingdong,
Oh my, who could it be?
"Let us in!"...
In came Stella, in came Nicci, and in came EbBY!!!

Stella has arrived, she's the new girl in town
Once you see her booty, you'll need to sit down
So awesome is it, you'll be struck dumb
And want to shower her with lots of funds

Don't bother tossing dollars of one
With those little things I have no fun
Give me some diamonds
A fur, and a ring
I'll make my booty bounce
And your heart, it will sing

There is no present too lavish, no price too high
To hear her ass clap, like thunder in the sky
To smack her ass and watch it jiggle
You will surely have yourself a giggle

And if it's bewbs that are your thing
In chesticles she's not lacking
From the front or from the back
That lady Stella Dean is stacked

What other joy could this rendezvous bring?
"Well," sighed Alisha,
"There is just one thing"...
As I sit here, just wondering, what could this thing be?
I was SMACKED on the ass!
"We must have our VV!!"

Stephy C, she came late
But now everyone will masturbate
To the smokin hot pics takin by Philipe
ZOMG, what a special treat

A most wonderful sight!
It just could not get better!
It could not get hotter...
It could not get wetter.

No matter your flavor, no matter your style
There is something for everyone, at this slumber party gone wild
If you say you're not interested, you must be in denial
For everyone in attendance, will leave with a smile!

I MADE THE TEAM! I MADE THE TEAM!!!

I am sooooooooooo tired and I really want to get in my bed but I couldn't sleep with out updating my blog to reflect this information. I'm super sore, tired and probably a little batshit crazy, lol. I feel very blessed and happy to have been given this opportunity. I seriously don't know how I made the team. The competition was tough and the other girls were BEAUTIFUL! Man, I know the casting directors must have had a hard time with their final selections. I can't wait to start training, I wanna make it to the Lingerie Bowl and kick some ASS!!!! I know this is gonna be a lot of hard work and I'm kinda nervous but I think I'll have fun tackling some of the hotties on the other teams :-) I'll keep you posted on the progress. See you at the Superbowl, BITCHES!!!! I'm going to sleep! Ouch! I'm sore! :-( lol