Friday, April 10, 2009

I'll get you next time, evil mailman....




I don't know when or what spawned this sudden hatred and animosity toward the mail man, but I find it high-larry-us. Every day, at the same time he sits... and waits.... and patiently looks out the window. Waiting with bated breath similar to that of a hit man or an assassin cautiously awaiting the arrival for their intended target..... It is Booger and it is also time for another show down. I assume this mail man should pray to every God above and thank them because this hound from hell is properly secured within these four walls.... for now, anyway...

But, yes, he waits.... waiting for the day of blessed human error where I absentmindedly forget to closed the door, freeing him from this cage we humans call a "house" so that he can attack his prey as if it were a tribute to Cerberus, the three headed dog of Hades.....

Oh yes, evil mail man, be afraid......your demise is on the horizon and death is imminent.


Hell hath no fury..... like a 5 pound Pomeranian....




Thursday, April 9, 2009

Why Halle Berry is my Idol.....

For the record, she always was. I've always loved her. When I had short hair, it was her picture I took to the salon. When I wanted long and curly hair (*cough*weave*cough), it was her picture I took to the salon. Now that I have a more natural (albeit darker than my own) brown color hair, you guessed it.... I took her picture to the salon. I've always loved her as an actress and a person. She just seems so beautiful and so real. She's always been the actress I've wanted to mold my career after. I STUDIED her interview on Inside The Actor's Studio. No one is perfect (except for like De Niro who I've never seen make a bad movie, lol); of course a few of her movies have been awarded Razzies but she keeps on trying. I soooooo heart her.

But this video totally made my day. When I grow up, I want someone to create a dance about me too! lol.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

I'm in one of those moods.....

It's Nine in the morning and I could sure as hell use a Strawberry Mango Margarita with extra triple sec and double tequila. It's not that I'm depressed and that I'm an alcoholic but it's already like 90 million fucking degrees outside so naturally it feels like it's around 3 or 4 pm already. I've been feeling pretty blah these past days and I don't know why. I think about a lot of stuff but then again, I have a short attention span so my mind always seems to wander....

But yeah, I'm in one of my moods. I don't know whether to laugh or cry, be bored or be spontaneous. I'm just...."blah"...... ugh, and i fucking HATE IT. It's not in my nature to be sad; right now, I really do just want to go lay on the beach *cough*and order that margarita*cough* and relax until I have to go to work. And while I know that will please me and make me smile immensely, I know the sadness or "blah" feeling will come back. I know what it is. I know what's bothering me.... It's being idle. I loathe being idle. As an artist- actually, scratch that, as a person EVERYONE needs a creative outlet. Mine is acting. I need to be on a set, a stage, anything! I need to be doing something.... I hate just sitting in my house waiting for the next audition. Things aren't moving fast enough for me. I may just start doing extra work again because at least I was happy being on a set. Networking and being around like minded individuals. Artist. Creative people. I need to make some moves.

This is not me giving up nor is this me losing hope because so much is happening for me, but I want more.... I need more.... It's like... Acting is my Addiction....and right now..... i'm itching for another hit.....


Saturday, January 17, 2009

So I found another one of my commercials....

hmmm, now how in the hell do I get it off their site? anyway, check it out! who loves ya baby!

http://www.pinkpedegg.com/

Friday, December 5, 2008

it iz mah berfdai!!!1111one

lol, and even the lizards are coming out to party with me! :-D

Friday, November 7, 2008

My KFC "Flat Tire" Commercial from April 2008

who-hooooo! lol


Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Happy Obama Day.

I want kids now. I don't mean right at this moment. But I am soooo looking forward to sitting down with my grand children and sharing this AWESOME story with them. I may not have been alive when people I didn't know fought and lost their lives so that I could be able to vote today. But words can not express how I feel being able to experience this historic moment firsthand. I truly believe America will "CHANGE" for the better.

Some one sent me the following text last night:

Rosa sat so Martin could walk.

Martin walked so Obama could run.

Obama ran so our children can FLY.







:)


Happy Obama Day