Friday, December 5, 2008

it iz mah berfdai!!!1111one

lol, and even the lizards are coming out to party with me! :-D

Friday, November 7, 2008

My KFC "Flat Tire" Commercial from April 2008

who-hooooo! lol

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Happy Obama Day.

I want kids now. I don't mean right at this moment. But I am soooo looking forward to sitting down with my grand children and sharing this AWESOME story with them. I may not have been alive when people I didn't know fought and lost their lives so that I could be able to vote today. But words can not express how I feel being able to experience this historic moment firsthand. I truly believe America will "CHANGE" for the better.

Some one sent me the following text last night:

Rosa sat so Martin could walk.

Martin walked so Obama could run.

Obama ran so our children can FLY.


Happy Obama Day

I am so happy!

edit- maybe i should write this blog when i am sober. take two tomorrow.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Ka - Ching!

I'm so excited! So the money I made from my first print ad (Star Beer Nigeria) has arrived! yay! Why am I excited, you ask? Because now, I have enough money for my hotel and flight to Cali! When! Glad that's out of the way! I am going to put it in my saving account and NOT touch it! I have a call back for another KFC commercial tomorrow (lol, i guess that liked the first one- hell, i need a demo reel of that commercial too) so hopefully, I will book the gig. All of my bookings from now until 2009 are going to go to saving up for that trip. I'm excited.... It's getting closer! Not to mention I'm still awaiting for payment for 2 other jobs (AutoNation and Ped-Egg). I do not have a game plan for when I get over there. Outside of eating Roscoe's of course. But I know I want to work with Will and Sita for sure. Add to that, I will be annoying the hell out of Nadirah and Eric and who knows what other havoc and mayhem I can cause in their town. I do want to hit a few agencies and have them "give it to me straight" so I can get my shit together and relocate. But there are other circumstances that that come into play as well. Should I make a demo reel of work complete thus far? And What about Las Vegas? I'll see how much a connecting flight will cost because I want to shoot with Ransom and party with 2 of my closest friends that live out there. Many this trip is getting costly. I better hurry up and get back to saving. One thing's for sure, this is gonna be one HELL of a trip. On the surface, it seems like business but when I look at this time concept, it sounds like a whole lotta partying to me! :D

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Two for the price of one....

ZOMG!!!! TWO BLOG POST in one day? lol, hey, i gotta make it up to you guys.... got 2 minutes? Check out the Miami Caliente' interview with Deco Drive!

Who luvs ya, baby?

Something to make you giggle.....

Yeah, yeah, I've been avoiding my duties of manning this blog, but I come bearing gifts!!! Okay, well, just one. It's a funny, kinky, sexy Dr. Seuss Poem written by some of the hottest models I know... here goes.....

The Cat in the Hat Comes Over For a Nightcap

by Alisha King and Victoria Vertuga- Glam

"Nicole takes off her hot pink blouse.
Alisha nibbles, like a mouse.
They're swinging from the chandelier.
It's times like this that I wish I were queer." ....

Nicole and Alisha pounce and play
Jolly good fun, I must say
There's a knock on the door
Who dares to intrude
But Will Springfield, and a tube of lube!

"A tube of lube?", Alisha coo's,
She'd rather that he brought some booze.
You see, Nicole has got her going...
With lots of lubrication flowing.

If it is booze you desire, do not fear
For Melissa and her Jack Daniels are near
Ding Dong Ding Dong, the door bell rings
Melissa stands there in a hot pink g-string

The more the merrier, everyone knows
So now just like the lube, the booze flows
Alisha, Nicole, Melissa, Will
Oh my oh my! What a thrill!

Will ponders, "What am I to do?"...
He hasn't got the slightest clue.
What to do?! What to do, with that whole tube of Lube?!
"Aha!", Springy said, then he lubed up a boob.

1 bewb down, but 5 to go
The lube will be gone before you know
With so many bewbs, and so little lube
They made a call to you know who

Then reinforcements were on the way
For soon through the door would strut Ransom J
With tons of lube and booze galore
The evening had so much more in store.

There are boobs! There are legs! There are body parts flashing!
A wild festivity, thrusting and thrashing.
I hear moans, groans, and smacking, and noises galore!
I hear thudding, and bamming, and a KNOCK at the door!

Knock, knock, dingdong,
Oh my, who could it be?
"Let us in!"...
In came Stella, in came Nicci, and in came EbBY!!!

Stella has arrived, she's the new girl in town
Once you see her booty, you'll need to sit down
So awesome is it, you'll be struck dumb
And want to shower her with lots of funds

Don't bother tossing dollars of one
With those little things I have no fun
Give me some diamonds
A fur, and a ring
I'll make my booty bounce
And your heart, it will sing

There is no present too lavish, no price too high
To hear her ass clap, like thunder in the sky
To smack her ass and watch it jiggle
You will surely have yourself a giggle

And if it's bewbs that are your thing
In chesticles she's not lacking
From the front or from the back
That lady Stella Dean is stacked

What other joy could this rendezvous bring?
"Well," sighed Alisha,
"There is just one thing"...
As I sit here, just wondering, what could this thing be?
I was SMACKED on the ass!
"We must have our VV!!"

Stephy C, she came late
But now everyone will masturbate
To the smokin hot pics takin by Philipe
ZOMG, what a special treat big_smile

A most wonderful sight!
It just could not get better!
It could not get hotter...
It could not get wetter.

No matter your flavor, no matter your style
There is something for everyone, at this slumber party gone wild
If you say you're not interested, you must be in denial
For everyone in attendance, will leave with a smile!

Saturday, July 12, 2008


I am sooooooooooo tired and I really want to get in my bed but I couldn't sleep with out updating my blog to reflect this information. I'm super sore, tired and probably a little batshit crazy, lol. I feel very blessed and happy to have been given this opportunity. I seriously don't know how I made the team. The competition was tough and the other girls were BEAUTIFUL! Man, I know the casting directors must have had a hard time with their final selections. I can't wait to start training, I wanna make it to the Lingerie Bowl and kick some ASS!!!! I know this is gonna be a lot of hard work and I'm kinda nervous but I think I'll have fun tackling some of the hotties on the other teams :-) I'll keep you posted on the progress. See you at the Superbowl, BITCHES!!!! I'm going to sleep! Ouch! I'm sore! :-( lol

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Fuck It- I'm ready to Leave

With the execption of the love my life (my grandmommy), a few good friends and even fewer family members, ain't shit left for me in miami. I'm ready to leave. If you're been reading my blog, you'd know what i mean. I'm pretty sure I can be as productive (if not more) in California. My family doesn't respect my craft or consider this a real job (no surprise there). Even if I'm not successful over there, I think I just need to get away (cut the umbilical cord! lol). I have to do this. For me. For my sanity. For all the people that always wonder "what if" and warn me never to make the same mistake. For the few people that support me and would hate to see me throw in the towel so soon. Throw in the towel? I can't quit now. I have to do better. I'm going to set up some kind of link to accept donations to fund my relocation there. I just have to figure out how to post it on this blog or make a link. (If you know how to do that, contact me too). Please ask me from time to time, what they can do to help me pursue my dreams. Well, here's your chance....

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Entourage Episode

It Read:

So we are looking for models in an upcoming episode of Entourage. The models will play models in this episode. If the director is interested the talent will be flown to LA for the shoot The episode shoots in LA June 17- June 27.

ORLY? And yesthefuckIdid submit my picture. I know I'm trying to compete against a Ferrari with a Geo, but who cares. Obviously, if, they're looking in Miami, they probably want some gorgeous-brick-house-asian-island-hispanic-black-GODDESS that would make the most devout Christian go lez, but who cares. I'm tired of looking at castings and saying I myself "I don't fit that role". :-( FUCK THAT!!!! Let the fucking director tell me no! If I don't submit my pics then it's an automatic no regardless. At least if I submit my pics, the director will see then. And while I may not be the sexy, sultry, vixen they need for this episode, maybe the next episode will feature "the girl next door" type and I may have a shot.....

I'm stand on the edge, trying to take a leap of faith..... Jump, bitch, jump....

Thursday, May 22, 2008

California Love

So I'm back in Miami after a killer shoot in Cali. I was fortunate enough to shoot with Nicolaas de Bruin & Melita, Lady Sweet Face Photography and Eric Haywood Photography. Man, I had a blast with all three AND their make up artist, What's more important is that I learned a lot. Not just about modeling but about myself. I like modeling. Don't mistake what I'm saying here, I'm just so used to focusing on Acting that I never really gave modeling a full chance. I did a self analysis of my "look" and my height figured I'd probably suck at it and didn't focus the energy into it. Oh but I had so much fun! And more importantly, I liked the glamour work that I did. Commercial work comes easy for me. I'm always laughing and moving around and that makes it an easy capture for me. But glamour? Ahhhh that's a whole different ball game. No smiles just seduction. I don't think I've ever gone 3 hours with out smiling (unless I was sleeping or attending a funeral). It was hard not to "think" of poses and just move.... Nicolaas was great, being the former international model that he is, he was more than willing to help me out on posing. He also let me know which poses sucked ass big time all while making me laugh. Could this be the start of a new venture for me? Acting is my one true love but I kinda feel like I wanna explore this new artistic outlet. This comes as no surprise to me, however. Even in acting, I always go after the non characteristic roles. The bitch, the psycho, the seductress, the assassin, but never the girl next door role that would easily fit me. I got a kick out of doing the seductive shot. One thing is for sure: I'd better step my game up. Not everyone will be as nice as Nicolaas. I've got a long way to go before anyone would mistake me for "sexy", lol.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008


I've missed you guys! Man I have so much to vent about. I'll be updating accordingly.....

Sunday, March 2, 2008


Greetings my loves.....

my computer is currently dead. as soon as i get it fixed, i will be back with more blogs andupdates to the 2 i started. i'm down but FAR from out. :-)

i love you all,


Friday, February 8, 2008

Welcome to the Dark Side- Where the Wild Things are

Who could have ever imagined that this pic would be funnier today, than it was when it was taken over a year ago.... "Lucy, ju got some 'splaining to do....."

A Life Less Ordinary.....

What is it about the little girl in this picture? Why couldn't she just be satisfied with being a doctor or a lawyer or a receptionist? Find out later, full story coming soon.....

Friday, February 1, 2008

And so it begins.......

Hi. I don't know what I'm doing here but hopefully I'll figure it out on the way. I am, for all intents and purposes, an actress. I've been wanting to start a blog since the new year as it marks so many changes in my life. I'm hoping this blog will do a few things. One, I want to use it to chart my successes and failures. I want to be able to look at everything I do from now on and figure out how I can improve. Two, I'm hoping it can be therapeutic in a sense. I don't have many people to talk to about my goal and aspirations and I figure I'm boring the shit of out the few supporters that I do have. And finally, Three, I'm hoping YOU, the reader, will read my blogs and also provide feedback on what I may be doing wrong and how I can improve. This should be interesting to read, lol, I'll try to keep the sob stories and rants about me not getting picked of a role to a minimum.

In any event, before this gets too long and it starts to read like a boring ass acceptance speech from the Oscars, I'll end it now. I just want to thank you so much for taking the time to read this. Hopefully, you'll become on of my supporters and be there with me when times are good and also to put my ass in my place when I'm dead ass wrong. That's what friends are for, right?

So are you ready? Let's go!